Now, hopefully you’re still with us as we turn to the “tunes” category. These are pretty hokey in general, but it just shows that you’ve got more personality than those folks using the ringers. Kudos to you.
Down2Business
You prefer your martinis shaken, not stirred. Every time your phone goes off, you feel like you should rush to your office and take the call in secrecy. You pretty well keep to yourself in the office, but outside, you’re a man of mystery, often painting the town a shade of red with a bigger address book in your BlackBerry than the biggest alpha male. You were a nerd in high school, but look at you now. You’ll make it in your chosen field.
Coolness rating: 4/5
Calypso
You live for “Spirit Week” at work and casual Friday’s mean another Hawaiin shirt will be strewn from your closet to torture your co-workers. If you’re male, you may just have a combover. Females, if you’re sporting this tone, you probably have lipstick on your teeth right now (you’re welcome). Other people’s opinions don’t bother you because you know if you left, the company could crumble.
Jazz
You’re probably the coolest guy in the office, but you don’t feel the need to show it. No one work above you, although the corporate ladder might show otherwise. People always seem to want your approval and always come for advice, be it professional or personal. You don’t deman respect, it’s just always there. You probably reek of confidence. Oh, and some sort of old jazz LP is probably framed your office, because yes, you really are that cool.
Coolness rating: 5/5
Simple Times
Another wallflower, you always just seem to blend into your surroundings at work. You’ve got a cubicle surrounded by cubicles, and eye contact with another person in the hallway scares you more than anything. You have some sort of secret crush, maybe on the guy in finance, or the girl who answers your boss’ phone. You’ve got the quietest profile going on your BlackBerry – you just don’t want to draw too much attention to yourself. You’ll eventually climb out of your shell, but don’t rush it. You’ll know when it’s time.
Coolness rating: 2/5
So there you have it. I wanted to touch on the folks who have their device always set to vibrate, but I just don’t have the time for it, and having a seven page article devoted to vibration might just be a little much. But I hope this has given you a little insight to your pals who’re currently using any of the above, and maybe you learned a little about yourself.
What tone are you currently using, and what do you think it says about you? Have your own opinion on the above ringtones? Best response to this article will receive three ringtones from BPlay. Have at it.
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