
Now this is the perfect Monday morning story, Morgan Pozgar was just crowned LG National Texting champion on Saturday after she typed “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from “Mary Poppins” in 15 seconds. I just tried on my 8700 and couldn’t even get close to her time, and I’m not even going to try on the Pearl because I doubt that word is in the dictionary.
Morgan defeated nearly 200 other competitors at the Roseland Ballroom in Manhattan to become East Coast champion and then beat West Coast champion Eli Tirosh, 21, of Los Angeles. I feel sorry for Eli because I can’t imagine losing to a 13-year old cute blonde girl.
“I’m going to go shopping and buy lots of clothes,” the teen said after winning her $25,000 prize from the electronics company LG. She estimated that she sends more than 8,000 text messages a month to her friends and family.


