Seriously, if you are an American citizen, this website is the last place you should be right now. Go vote. You get to decide the course of the free world for the next four years; fulfill your responsibility with pride.
I tell you what, we’ll let you read BlackBerry Cool on your BlackBerry while waiting in line to vote. Deal? After that you should probably go get in line for an AT&T BlackBerry Bold. I’m just sayin’.
For our non-American audience, we now return to our regularly scheduled programming.