God: well how long does it take to reboot my child

Man: like five minutes if i take the battery out or 15 minutes by turning it off and on

God : well five minutes isnt that bad

Man: well yes God ,but after that five minutes it takes another ten just for this fucking phone to
load the settings contacts and actually allow you to make a call or send a fucking text message

God: Screw it . i was going to welcome you into the kingdom of heaven but ill guess ill try someone with an Iphone or maybe even nokia300 hell compared to this blackberry storm bullshitt.

So i really hope that the sales of this “dumbass not so smart”phone crash and burn in hell

Sincerely- One very pissed off,unsatisfied, Blackberry storm purchaser

P.s There wasnt a damn thing cool about this phone not the camera, not the push in screen ,battery life , the ten secs of brickbreaker before the piece of shit crashes, the video features that needs a flash but when you do turn it on it blinds the fucking camera itself from taking a decent pic, everything about it Even the fucking speaker phone option that randomly turns on for no damn reason so signing out with a burn in hell blackberry storm .

God: well how long does it take to reboot my child

Man: like five minutes if i take the battery out or 15 minutes by turning it off and on

God : well five minutes isnt that bad

Man: well yes God ,but after that five minutes it takes another ten just for this fucking phone to
load the settings contacts and actually allow you to make a call or send a fucking text message

God: Screw it . i was going to welcome you into the kingdom of heaven but ill guess ill try someone with an Iphone or maybe even nokia300 hell compared to this blackberry storm bullshitt.

So i really hope that the sales of this “dumbass not so smart”phone crash and burn in hell

Sincerely- One very pissed off,unsatisfied, Blackberry storm purchaser

P.s There wasnt a damn thing cool about this phone not the camera, not the push in screen ,battery life , the ten secs of brickbreaker before the piece of shit crashes, the video features that needs a flash but when you do turn it on it blinds the fucking camera itself from taking a decent pic, everything about it Even the fucking speaker phone option that randomly turns on for no damn reason so signing out with a burn in hell blackberry storm .