Excerpts from Kasper Hauser’s “Obama’s BlackBerry”

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President Barack Obama is an avid BlackBerry user and in a recent book published by Kasper Hauser, we get a hilarious look at what his message folder might look like.

The San-Fransisco comedy troupe, Kasper Hauser, have compiled and published a collection of messages between Mr. Obama and his various presidential colleagues, including Vice President Joe Biden, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

The messages aren’t real and it’s all in the name of comedy. The BlackBerry software from Genesis Key, as well as the NSA, would never let these messages actually be published. It’s all just fun and jokes.

Text Message from Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State

HBomb: r u still mad about the primary?

Barack0: no, why?

HBomb: why am I flying coach to Zimbabwe?

Barack0: have fun eating pretzels and watching “Marley and me” ;)

FROM: Arnold Schwarzenegger
TO: Barack Obama
SUBJECT: Let me go after Bin Laden alone

“Dear Mr. President,

Listen to me: with a parachute, some Red Bulls and a crossbow I could capture Bin Laden in 24 hours. I could even do it naked. I will grow my hair long for this…”

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Text Conversation between Barack Obama and Joe Biden (joke)

BidenMyTime: Hey U, whatcha doin?
Barack0: M rly busy
BidenMyTime: Right :( Can I lv at 4:45?

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[Via Al Sacco]

  • Matt

    I’m gonna say the “I Love Blackberry” app or the conceptual “I am president” similar to the I am rich ruby for the Iphone!

  • Matt

    I’m gonna say the “I Love Blackberry” app or the conceptual “I am president” similar to the I am rich ruby for the Iphone!