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Nuclear weapons lab BlackBerry goes missing in Axis of Evil


A nuclear weapons lab in Los Alamos, New Mexico is reporting missing 69 computers and one of their scientists has lost his BlackBerry in a “sensitive country.” I’m pretty sure the word “sensitive” means one of those loose canon countries like North Korea and not sensitive as in “emotional”, which I guess would implicate France. The lab insists no breach of security has occurred and all important and classified data remains safe. I did my best to convey the low level of risk this poses us in the above picture.