Win a BlackBerry from WHERE and BlackBerry Cool

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching for the BlackBerry Storm, WHERE has partnered with BlackBerry Cool to give away a free BlackBerry to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry?! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it’s up to you, BlackBerry Cool community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Some Example Haikus to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
• Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
• Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, “Whatcha talking about Willis”
• Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
• How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it’s tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for and

Thanks for reading and I’m looking forward to your Haikus!

Comment, comment, comment!

121 Responses to “Win a BlackBerry from WHERE and BlackBerry Cool”

  1. 1 artie

    On my desk
    Cord plugged in,
    Drinking energy now.

  2. 2 Colin Hensley

    feel the buzz of mail
    where it meets cloth, and searches signal
    my pants are on fire…

  3. 3 Eric Hartwell

    Where, oh where has my
    BlackBerry gone? Oh WHERE
    Oh WHERE can it be?

  4. 4 Dan McGoldrick

    Where else would it be
    Getting a dual thumb beat down
    And loving it all

  5. 5 Chad D

    ouch my thumb is hurt
    using blackberry to find
    WHERE is the doctor

  6. 6 Mike Desjardins

    I’m BlackBerry-less
    My current phone is so old
    Can I please have one?

  7. 7 Imad

    Where is my Berry?
    I just went to;
    Now I always know!

  8. 8 Mike C

    Blackberry despairs
    in no-signal nightmare
    with no WHERE to go

  9. 9 PB

    Sitting on my desk
    The red light always blinking
    Should I answer her?

  10. 10 conedude13

    Curve in my hand now,
    Where oh WHERE to eat some food,
    Now I know, thanks WHERE!

  11. 11 los318

    Panic stricken me
    OH! Where is my blackberry
    Joyful vibration

  12. 12 Neil

    Dropped in the water
    Where it sank to the fishes
    Oh what a bad day

  13. 13 Chelsea

    Buried under foot
    WHERE sand stands,lies
    Speaks in vibration
    Until the STORM arrives

  14. 14 Bull

    In a cup of rice
    Drying after a full wash
    I work again!

    - My curves story after going through a 52 min clothes washing cycle.

  15. 15 T-MobileCurve

    My Curve’s in my palm,
    always. Now, please tell me WHERE
    did I put my life?

  16. 16 Philbert

    My Bold is missing
    The iPhone fanboys rejoice
    WHERE will help me out

  17. 17 Nikki

    Still new, in its box
    with packaging undisturbed
    awaiting my win.

  18. 18 Diane T

    Come blackberry come
    to where my body’s burning
    flood my thirsty drought

  19. 19 Bob R

    My Curve is holstered.
    It will not stay that way long.
    I must check my email.

  20. 20 poshpantspaddy

    pants pocket are so protrusive
    old blackberry you are so terribly fat
    a new curvier look is where its at

  21. 21 Robr

    Sitting on my desk
    Streaming slacker to me now
    Happy it makes me

  22. 22 paul

    The safest place,
    On my belt,
    Next to my gun

  23. 23 Bob R

    Whenever I look
    For gas, food, family or friends
    I’ll ask my Blackberry WHERE

  24. 24 JDMaker1

    My Blackberry is
    always right at my able
    willing fingertips

  25. 25 Kaser

    In the air it flies
    WHERE is it going today
    In that damn bird’s mouth

  26. 26 Craig M

    WHERE else would it be
    Giving me radiation
    Right next to my ‘junk’

  27. 27 Mainiak Blaniak

    Cold fluorescent glare

    Anonymous in a cube

    Typing this haiku

  28. 28 Matt C.

    Blackberrys are COOL!
    WHERE can I use my ‘berry??
    WHERE CAN’T I use it!!

  29. 29 Marc Morcos

    WHERE is my berry?!
    I use it when I crap, FLUSH,
    Crap, berry - don’t mix!

  30. 30 Krista C

    Licking the touchscreen
    I type WHERE with my tongue
    Stay away from my Berry

  31. 31 Todd C.

    Bottom of the lake.
    Waves of my tears wash the shore.
    Please, WHERE, a new phone.

  32. 32 John F

    In my pants pocket
    set to vibrate when I’m called
    stimulus package

  33. 33 Leo P

    On my office desk
    Minding its own business, and
    minding my business

  34. 34 juana

    where is my cool Storm?
    Looking for it eveywhere
    my life will be gone

  35. 35 murphy tha dog

    Driving within snow
    My blackberry called shotgun
    You are in the back

  36. 36 Chris

    Where is my BB
    I could use WHERE to tell me
    Hey! look in your hand

  37. 37 Krista

    In the shop again
    I dropped it in the toilet
    Still brickbreaker champ

  38. 38 Paul

    Hungry for Tuna
    WHERE is Sushi with my Storm?
    Belly big with good Fish

    Need coffee for Meeting
    Quickly WHERE is a Starbucks
    On every Corner

    Two Chicks speak from WHERE
    I’m not buying the sales pitch
    Thanks for the Free Storm

    Widgets don’t suck much
    Where is a Useful Program
    Canada was skipped

  39. 39 Nandini

    Damn you cup of milk
    Blackberry is NOT tasty!
    Now what do I do?

  40. 40 Paul

    Oops feeling like fool
    Where works great in Canada
    What a nice surprise

  41. 41 Mike

    Oh, BlackBerry Cool,
    Plus Where, the new useful tool
    Help me find my way

  42. 42 Charles

    My blackberry is… Hold on… Oh no I left it in the car gotta go..

  43. 43 Sebastian


  44. 44 Sebastian


  45. 45 Sebastian


  46. 46 tom_d

    blackberry, who knows
    if I had one already
    I’d skip the haiku

  47. 47 Darryl

    Berries gettin’ juiced
    checkin my non-work mail wow
    prime for afterwork prowl

  48. 48 Monique

    Quietly cheating
    At trivia night downtown
    WHERE’s my BlackBerry

  49. 49 Andy C.

    Where my life connects
    with others, my Storm creates
    the ultimate link

  50. 50 JG

    I don’t really know.
    Asked girlfriend to use WHERE app.
    Oops, at the strip club.

  51. 51 Adam Harwood

    When it’s not a brick,
    My BlackBerry’s at my ear.
    Oh, sweet addiction!

  52. 52 rey sanchez

    WHERE would i be without

    my blackberrycooled storm and viigo

    probably lost in life

  53. 53 sanjay s.

    don’t be fool
    blackberry is cool
    treat it like a jewel!

  54. 54 AHMED S


  55. 55 wayne wong

    Haiku Venue’s Cool,
    But can’t devulge location
    Since don’t own one…yet

  56. 56 John H

    She’s sitting right here next to me
    Wanting to know WHERE we will be going next
    If I only knew

  57. 57 Deriek

    WHERE is it? It’s here.
    WHERE is it? It’s near. Where is
    My Blackberry, Dear?

  58. 58 Michael Williams

    Sitting On My Porch

    Loving My Verizon Storm

    Together As One

  59. 59 Brent K

    WHERE is my ‘berry?
    In my bed, bathroom, hand; my
    lover and best friend!

  60. 60 Kyle

    I would love a new BB!

  61. 61 Priscilla JOhnson

    Where, I know you can help me locate by Blackberry. HELP ME, WHERE!

  62. 62 KS

    Good question, WHERE is
    my Berry? Oh…um… I just
    haven’t won it yet…

  63. 63 Tim

    blackberry in hand
    my number two is complete
    enter at own risk.

  64. 64 Andrew

    Why ask why when there

    Is WHERE for you, him and her

    That is the question

  65. 65 djoneiro

    Oh WHERE Oh WHERE is,
    my Blackberry Storm oh WHERE,
    Oh WHERE can it be!?

  66. 66 DanyBoy

    God No, Oh No God
    No God, No Oh No C’mon
    Where the Hell is it?

  67. 67 BobCajun

    I will no tell you
    Where I hide my Blackberry
    Hints? Warm, Dark Hairy!

  68. 68 Coffy

    Sitting on my desk
    The red light always blinking
    blackberry cool do I win?

  69. 69 Bla1ze

    I poke on my screen hard…
    I poke on my screen harder…
    I realize the harsh reality
    WHERE did RIM go wrong

  70. 70 LM

    Lost my Blackberry,
    Can’t live without “my precious”,
    Oh, WHERE could it be?

  71. 71 Queen4111

    WHERE is my BB?

    In my bed,
    permanently attached to my right hand,
    Under my pillow.
    Vibrating every 10 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. 72 Ithenkalot

    My Blackberry you
    Ask me WHERE, in my pocket
    Oh my not in there

  73. 73 Young

    Where’s the BlackBerry
    I’m glad to tell you baby
    she’s still in my dream

  74. 74 CapnDap

    On break at airport,
    I should be training but no,
    My ‘Berry comes first.

  75. 75 BobCajun

    I have put some really good ones… where are they?

  76. 76 Kris S

    My toddler has my
    Berry, and is holding it
    ransom for Dora.

  77. 77 DannyBoy

    Berry in my Pants
    Profile is set to Vibrate
    Call myself again

  78. 78 Nate M

    Blackberry in Hand.
    Phone, Email, Web, GPS,
    Feeling connected.

  79. 79 gordon

    Sitting by keyboard
    Connected by black cable
    Loading new programs

  80. 80 Ovi

    My Robosapiens
    Has kidnapped my BlackBerry
    Call me to find it

  81. 81 Lynn Allgood

    WHERE, WHERE, shall I go?
    My Blackberry Storm knows-
    Touchscreen touches world.

  82. 82 Eyedol

    Ohh where da heck my Blackberry is
    Maybe in the stomach of a monkey
    Or Where the frogs dance Flamenco

  83. 83 Robert Mills

    McGruff says no drugs,
    WHERE is the harm in some Crack,
    Berry that is, mine

  84. 84 James Billings

    Cozy in my palm
    Listing WHERE things are nearby
    Ah, Starbucks… Thanks WHERE!

  85. 85 Mike Herring

    Tightly in its case
    Waiting now for its purpose
    Slightly dusty now

  86. 86 Nathan Blackham

    On my side
    in a holster
    lies my berry

  87. 87 chris

    Oh! Is life not grand?
    While one holds one’s blackberry
    Between one’s two hands?

    Always connected
    Neither tied nor encumbered
    Laptops? Days numbered.

    My life is now planned
    Chin resting firmly on chest
    Between my two hands

  88. 88 chris

    Fingers aching from tapping
    Make it hurt so good

  89. 89 dgsinclair

    Somewhere near the sink
    The LED flashes hap’ly
    Readying for morn’

  90. 90 dgsinclair

    No telling you WHERE
    My leather g-stringed bberry
    Is running down, down…

  91. 91 gavin

    BBerry is in my hand
    Hurtling down the highway
    Whilst I Google WHERE

  92. 92 gavin

    Phone is in my hand
    At 100 Kp/h
    I’m Googling ’bout WHERE

  93. 93 nikki l

    Where is? In bed
    Working up a STORM
    Once you go BLACK. Never go back

  94. 94 renzi555

    In my pants pocket,
    My berry zaps my berries.
    Silent birth control.

  95. 95 John Mijares

    Strong and free indeed
    The RIM BlackBerry device
    No, it’s not a phone

  96. 96 John Mijares

    Handheld is ringing
    My calendar telling me
    Wake up sleepy head

  97. 97 John Mijares

    Over B-B-M
    I need to tell you something
    Please give me your PIN

  98. 98 John Mijares

    Please start to charge me
    Now turning off radios
    Battery abused

  99. 99 John Mijares

    My thumbs are hurting
    I have texted way too much
    Oh no, not again.

  100. 100 Christopher Kelly

    Sitting by the road,
    My Storm scanning Gas Buddy,
    Have to find a tow.

  101. 101 Christopher Kelly

    Bored on a spring night,
    Sought Eventful nonetheless,
    Used WHERE, bored, no more.

  102. 102 Christopher Kelly

    Glued to both my hands,
    Struggling with WHERE Haiku,
    Failing English class.

  103. 103 Haroon Choudery

    My Storm is hidden,
    In a bad person’s pockets.
    I really hate thieves!

  104. 104 Christopher Kelly

    I hear it beeping.
    Now to the right, then the left.
    Think the dog ate it.

  105. 105 Mukhtarova Nargiz

    Where is my Best Friend B.?
    I keep on Questioning..
    Where is my Blackberry??
    Where is my Everything?
    I cant do messaging,
    I cant stop searching it..
    Where is my Blackberry?
    Cant live my life like this:
    Without my Best Friend B.
    No one is calling me
    No one is waking me
    My mind is breaking ‘coz
    It is just perfect and its no illusion
    I miss the display with the best resolution
    No one can help me with my confusion
    My heart is my Blackberry-
    That’s my conclusion!

  106. 106 DannyBoy

    Where do we send our videos with celebs???

  107. 107 Cornelius

    Where’s Blackberry Curve
    On my hip in a belt clip
    Its Blackberry Cool!

  108. 108 P Sethi.

    WHERE is the sanity
    Obviously with WHERE and BBcool
    My BB will bring it back on track

  109. 109 D Nagla.

    Hardcore vibrator.. on my Blackberry
    doing its thing somewhere needed
    obviously ringing in the purse reminding

  110. 110 Lewis

    In my back pocket
    WHERE it makes many phone calls
    My butt likes to talk

  111. 111 collin

    In my jacket pocket/
    Girlfriend’s snowy cold eviction/
    Gmaps will guide to warmth.

  112. 112 Myuu

    Screaming, blinking “feed me!”/
    I can’t find charger anywhere/
    Please just shut up now.

  113. 113 Paul Lively

    Boston’s slushy streets
    push the needle past “E” — Shit!
    WHERE *is* my BB?

  114. 114 DannyBoy

    I will not tell you
    Where I hide my Blackberry
    Hints? Warm, Dark Hairy!

    (My other one had a spelling mistake and it bugged me!!)

  115. 115 Andy

    WHERE is my berry?
    Vibration in my pocket
    Oh yeah ooh la la.

  116. 116 Andy

    A Storm is brewing
    A Blackberry in my jeans
    Tell me Where to go.

  117. 117 Andy

    My Storm is brewing
    Right WHERE it’s supposed to be
    Kicking iPhone’s ass.

  118. 118 boroberry

    WHERE is my berry
    In the can with me at work
    Writing a haiku.

  119. 119 DannyBoy

    Haikus Read by Maureen Welch, Host for Living in Ottawa (

    God No, Oh No God
    No God, No Oh No C’mon
    Where the Hell is it?

    Berry in my Pants
    Profile is set to Vibrate
    Call myself again

    I will not tell you
    Where I hide my Blackberry
    Hints? Warm, Dark Hairy!

  120. 120 Lana G.

    I know where you are
    with the keys, locked in the car
    please unlock the door!

    (note: i really did have my phone locked in the car with my keys, it was like i was dead to the world for 48 hours… )

  121. 121 T-Rex

    It is on my desk
    Scheming to take me over -
    Use me as a glove

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